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9月14日

African Parrot

I was ATTACKED! Yes, that is right. I was attacked the other day!
 
My friend has a nice African Grey parrot. It has gotten used to my charm and affection and will let me "scratch it's head" and give it beak kisses. Just a wonderful parrot. It even talks and makes funny noises. That is what I USED to think of this bird. I wa leaning over with my big lips to give it beak kisses and the damn thing BIT ME! right on the lip. It was bleeding and then it got all swollen and nasty. I never even seen the bird coming!
 
I was thinking of sticking the thing in the oven and having drum sticks for supper. I think parrot would taste better than crow...
 
 
 

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Holy发表:
you need to teach the parrot something nasty and self-deprecating so that you can get the last laugh....
 
good luck with your work permit stuff.
9 月 20 日
SAAM发表:
A parrot bite on the lip??  You poor thing!!!
9 月 20 日
Alicia发表:
I read your comment at Ben's space...I just wanted you to know that I am here for you if you need me...
 
HUGS!!  :)
9 月 20 日
MizAngie发表:
Mmmm. A parrot with some fava beans and a nice chianti.....
9 月 19 日
Rhonda发表:
Darn little parrot... needs to belong to some pirate :P lol
 
Just -had- to stop by your blog after seeing you on Tom's. Your name intrigued me so much, as I just LOVE moose :)  Have quite a collection of them :)
 
HOpe you lip gets to feeling better soon!!

Rhonda
9 月 19 日
Tom发表:
 
Hi, thanks for stopping by, and for also telling me you'll
 be off for a wile.
 Take care of things you need to take care of.
When you are able to get back on, stop by to say hi, and let me know your back.
 
Ok, you take care and stay safe and well,
 and thanks for being on my Friends list.
 
9 月 19 日
Alicia发表:
My dad has 2 African Greys...not so sure I want to love them up anymore!!  Sorry about your lip, AAK...hope its healing!
 
HUGS!!  :)
9 月 19 日
Cordelia发表:
yum...parrot pie!
9 月 18 日
ouch!
 
No crackers for him! One year!
9 月 18 日
Hiya, Darlin'!   Hope all is well!
 
Luv, Poopdeck!
9 月 18 日
YEE-OUCH! Man, you just can't trust birds these days.
Seriously, I know that had to Hurt with a capital H.
My daughter had a conure (it's like a cockatiel) And he loved to have is neck "scratched". He would back up to you and lift his neck feathers to indicate where to scratch. We used to let him fly around loose in the house and he would perch on our shoulder and jabber at us. 
It was cute until it started turning into a big ordeal getting him back in his cage. He would bite our fingers when we tried to lift him off our shoulders. My cats were even terrified of him.
Heal fast,
xoxo
Dana
9 月 17 日
.IegnA发表:
That's tragic aak.  Maybe he read your mind and knew of your chicken cravings.  Maybe he thought you'd mistake him for a chicken and try to eat him.  Or maybe he was just mean.
 
Hope your lip heals quickly!
 
Angei
9 月 17 日
Sounds like Polly didn't want a cracker!  Polly wanted an AAK!!!!!
9 月 16 日
Tom发表:
 
 Hello, just stopped by to thank you for being on my friends list.
 Hope your enjoying great weather and a fun week end .
Take care.
 
 
9 月 16 日
WhiteNora发表:
Maybe he just got too excited about kissing you. 
Can you blame him?
9 月 15 日
Gina发表:
awww, he got a lil rough.   forgive the lil guy.
9 月 15 日
Deborah发表:
My brother's parrot was so funny.  It walked all over the house, would get up on the couch and watch TV with me.  One night while my brother left so I could entertain a gentleman with a great meal, soft music and candles, I hadn't counted on the damn bird, taking a dislike to this man, and kept running over and biting him on the leg.  Well this guy turned out to be cheating on me, so I guess the bird was a better judge of character than I was.  So sorry about your lip though.  That bird sounds sneaky, and I agree, get out the BBQ sauce!
Blessed be
9 月 15 日
Elizabeth发表:
You got bit by a PARROT?  On the lip, even?  Didn't your mama ever teach you to keep your lips away from sharp objects??
9 月 15 日
Tom发表:
 
 Hi, just out blog surfing and landed here on your super space !
 
That was one painful kiss.
I bet that bird would taste better BBQ.....
 
Ok you take care and have a safe and great week end.
9 月 14 日
OMG! I know how you feel, I was once attacked by a friends dog, you don't know what to do... you want to kill the SOB, but it is your friends. So you are left in limbo.But,Poopdeck does have an idea...make chicken nuggets out of the bastard!
9 月 14 日

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